Comments for the Author
I welcome comments. [Praise is good. Death threats are bad.] Although I can't guarantee that I will read them. Nor do I have the time to respond, as I am expecting hundreds of thousands of e-mails to arrive daily. [And that's just the marriage proposals!] In any case, I will continue to write and publish whatever I feel like, regardless if the comments are running 90 percent against. [ What are the odds of that ever happening?! It never happened to Shakespeare.] Long live “Freedom of Speech.” And the Internet, where any idiot with an opinion can have his own website. [ I wish those people would not clog up the Web, delaying people from getting to important sites like this one.]
Grandmer 'n sin-tacks & engleash teechers:
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ruls and put mean-nings ((((hiden)))))) 'nsyd of with-In the
eroresss.?, My teechrs sez i r hap-les
hope-lez:;' sew ya neednt tri teechin me nuttin.!, thankeees –
O,k.....
Most people will find some pieces that they enjoyed. A few people will like everything on this site (until the drugs wear off). And some deranged, sick, lunatic, illiterate, uneducated, stupid morons (excluding my relatives) will hate everything. Read it all. If your feelings were awakened, then my writings were successful. [But please don't track me down and act on the homicidal tendencies. Calm yourself. Breath in slowly. Now, hold it until I....] Think. Enjoy. Write something yourself.
And if you are still of mind to send me a comment – boy are you stubborn! Okay, send your comments via my contact form.
Please don't use regular e-mail. And DO NOT send e-mail attachments. I will delete all e-mail attachments. [Viruses, you know. Can't be too careful.]
Anyway. I will now determine...yes, you enjoyed my writings. Thank you. See, telepathy is faster than an e-mail!
And for those lawyers thinking about suing me: I may get released next year, if I can convince the doctors that I have control of myself and will take my meds daily, and then, I can find your home and...the world will be a better place with one less lawyer.
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